A lazy, dusty day

A lazy, dusty day

It was around noon when I drove into the farm yard on another hot, humid, sultry, steamy, southern summer day.  The Ford’s AC was working valiantly to keep ahead of the heat but it was a losing battle.  The sweat was streaming down my forehead and stinging my eyes, making it hard to see through my streaked sunglasses.  Behind me was a cloud of dust hanging in the damp air, apparently satisfied just to hang there and finding it required too much effort to settle back onto the dirt road I’d just driven down.

Near the barn, seated on an old, rickety metal folding chair was a very large, grizzled old man (mechanic), overalls stained by grease – or maybe it was sweat.  Hard to tell in this confounded heat.  In his left hand was a paper plate holding the remains of a piece of pie – what kind I couldn’t be sure.  But from the crumbs on the napkin tucked under his chin and the sated look on his face, he was nearly finished enjoying his dessert.  An old, beat-up Ford pickup missing one wheel and with the hood propped up was to his left, just in front of the barn.  The Ford – like the old man – had seen better days.  My guess was he was trying to coax a few more miles out of the old gal.   Fittingly, it was grey in color.

As I turned off the car’s ignition the old man looked up from his dessert plate, apparently now noticing for the first time that a stranger had entered his yard.  He blinked, made a funny face like he was trying to dislodge the sweat without using his hand, and then reached for his cup of coffee – yes, coffee! – and took a leisurely sip before pulling a red bandana from his back pocket and wiping his forehead.

Would I be treated to some of that famous southern hospitality, or was he preparing to run me off his farm?  I was hoping for the former since I had lost my way an hour or more ago, having relied too heavily on a weathered, old, apparently-outdated map instead of one of those newfangled global positioning devices.  Instantly I had wished I’d subscribed to the navigation service on my new “smart” phone.  But “smarts” was something I was lacking at the moment, which was exactly why I was standing in this farmer’s yard about to ask directions.

He gave me a quizzical look, the kind that says “Are you lost?” without coming out and saying it.  And at that moment I got the warm feeling that at least I wasn’t going to be run off without being able to speak my piece.  That’s what I like about Southerners – slow to judge and apparently in this heat, slow to move too.  That was to my advantage.

As I took a couple tentative steps toward his chair I pulled a damp handkerchief out of my back pocket and wiped the sweat from my forehead.  My white shirt was limp and had long ago lost the crisp, starched look that it had at breakfast.  My necktie was still knotted, but that’s about all I can say for it.  It was still hanging around my neck almost like it wanted to jump off but still didn’t have the courage to abandon me.  My shiny black loafers were anything but anymore – covered in dust but that was the least of my problems. 

I lowered my gaze so as not to make eye contact.  Such a thing as eye contact with a dog can spell trouble, but here I couldn’t tell.  I didn’t see a rifle, but then what self-respecting southern gentleman leaves the house without his firearm?  The last thing I wanted to appear as was threatening. But then I remembered, I was wearing sunglasses so he couldn’t see my eyes.  I took the sunglasses off and flashed my most disarming, sheepish grin.  At that very moment and for the first time I noticed the dog lying beside the man.  Until now the black and white dog – my guess was it was a mix with the best of farm dog qualities – had been immobile, apparently asleep beside his master, head lying on his paws.  Now he raised his head with a quick sideways tilt, sizing up this new intruder.